His missus must be snaky if she's barred him from going to...

His missus must be snaky if she's barred him from going to golf!

Does Tiger's decision not to play again this year include golf as well??????

Tigers in a bunker and he can't get out of it.

Did she yell four first??

If he doesn't play for the rest of the year how will he pay the rent or put food on the table ?

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians!

That’s what is called a "Tiger Slam"

No point playing golf in your own tournament when you can't even drive 50 metres!