Imagine the commotion when he returns.He will probably tell all those who are silly enough to listen that the UK is now in a permanent drought and everyone should jump into the English Channelfor their next bath. Sound famliar?
Maybe we will get lucky, and the English will be silly enough to offer him a (grossly over paid)job, too good to refuse.
It's a pity Julia didn't offer him a one way ticket!
