time machine

Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.

They both decide to test it by asking a question each.

Barak goes first.

What will the USA be like in 100 years time?

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out

"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries


Julia thinks It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that so she asks:

What will Australia be like in 100 years time?

The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and she gets a printout.

But she just stares at it.

Come on Julia says Barak, What does it say

Julia replies,

Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!