Well fellow CVN’ers a time for a little reflection and a bit of...

Well fellow CVN’ers a time for a little reflection and a bit of humour to temper all the ramping and good news, e.g. lighten up humour wise, not stock wise.

A few months ago we were bemoaning that Bangkok was going to be short of Tuk Tuks. The logic here was they were going to be pressed into service to transport the oil from Na Sanun to Bangkok refinery.

Well this did not eventuate, however if anyone is going to Pattaya shortly then there is likely to be a shortage of Baht Buses (Toyota Pickups) doing the circuits as they are likely to be pressed into service for the NSE oil flood transportation to Bangers.

The calculation is along the lines of 1 Baht bus can carry 17 Thai passengers, or 10 Phom Poi (fat) Expats or 12 oil drums which equates to 16 barrels of oil. Taking a mere 40 Baht buses off the Pattaya circuit will have the twofold effect of alleviating the Pattaya traffic jams and provide sufficient transport for the extra 2500 Bbl of oil.

Just joking, somebody ordered 5 road haul oil tankers about 5 months ago though in Thailand. Wonder why? Just glad I kept topping up on weakness.

Cheers

Jami