re: goldilocks bhp bluescope one steel smorgans 300 years ago you would have made a good living, You're a great storyteller. Like all the stories of yore there was always an element of truth,Like parables in the Bible.
Like Goldilocks I am dreaming of retirement as I see truth in your story.
Incidentally I see in the newspaper ,the Packer family yaght/boat/ship, is called "CARPE DIEM"