But first. We need to do some debt ofset..... here 100mil shares...

But first. We need to do some debt ofset..... here 100mil shares should cover the new coffee machine.
then we need to do a fluff announcement about stage 1. .... no one will notice use reusing a old one.

oh no share price looks too low as it doesn't move. Better do a reverse split to 30cents a share value...
then on the first few days we sell the shares before the old timers can sell so we get our money out first....


its a cool scenario and story what do you all think