2 Irishmen Mick & Shamus were staggering home from the local when they came across a severed head lying in the middle of the road.
Mick walks over and picks it up , holding it high above his head he says to Shamus " gee this guy looks like Paddy "
Shamus quickly replies " neigh that can't be Paddy Mick "
Mick is puzzled " what makes you say that Shamus "
" Paddy were never that tall Mick "
