Mick was seeing his best friend Shamus and his wife off at the station after a weekend visit. As the train was departing Mick, through an open window, yells to Shamus, "By the way your wife was fantastic in bed". As the train left the station with a bewildered Shamus on board Mick turned to his mate and said, " She wasn't really that good - I just wanted to make him feel good."
