Most of the E-3's and 4's I know put you to shame.
If I was giving ranks - you'd be a REMF - I think the Aussies called them pogo's.....
.......GZ - wanna clear that up?
REMF - Rear Echelon M$ther-F#ckers!
At least most of them had a brain. Some of em had your affliction - cowardice or "ballus missingus". You've managed to combine the worst of em both!
Mind you, I've seen a good Sarg or LT cure a few grunts of this by putting them in absolutely no doubt what would happen if he didnt pick it up!
And klown - you know - you sound almost hopeful about the body bags...........well, dont worry son - with your attitude there's no risk YOU'd ever be a candidate for one.