A woman goes to the doctor and says "doctor, I've come about my son. He's 14 but not developing. His willy is really small"
The doctor says "feed him toast - lots and lots of toast"
The next morning, the kid comes down for breakfast and there are 40 pieces of toast on a plate.
The boys says "Are those all for me?"
The woman says "No, the top one is yours, the rest are for your father."
