If you shop in your local area, and they recognise you,
You walk in the store and buy a few things that you need,
Then stand in front of the empty shelf in disbelief,
Walk up to the little check out chick that's employed on $10 bucks an hour and say,,,
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pack of toilet rolls out the back, im locked down because of this disasterous virus, and i have 2 young kids umder 8 years old, would you be able to get me a pack of toilet rolls please,
(that your holding back from all the luantics that think the world is ending,)
You must make sure that you smile and hand her a $20 buck note because she needs to look after her self,
If she won't except the 20 buck note, then they dont have any toilet paper,
