Canadian Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster, speaking in
Ontario, says:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque
being built in Toronto."
"I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant, regardless
of their religious beliefs. Thus, the mosque should be allowed, in an
effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the
mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call
one of the clubs, which would be gay, *The Turban Cowboy*, and the other, a
topless bar, would be called *You Mecca Me Hot*."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent
to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called *Iraq of Ribs*."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "*Victoria Keeps
Nothing Secret*", with sexy mannequins in the window modelling the goods,
upstairs a brothel called *Beirut Alot*, and on the other side, a liquor
store called *Morehammered*."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us.
Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this
on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point, it is either past
your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to
bed.
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