17SEP08 NY TIMES HEADLINE
SMSMSMSM HITS THE JACKPOT AND SAVES GRANNY!
As we all know this crazy guy sold his grandma on ebay for a quik buck to stock up on FMS heads and then shocked the UN and the world by further trading his grandpa for oppies! Today FMS' Big Kev (brother to Big Mac) announced the amazing discovery in technology that can turn IO into diamonds! The ASX system crashed soon after opening as every man and his dawg wanted a piece! SMSMSMSM's financial position has now secured the return of his grandparents to their rightful owners - however as he does, he shocked the world again buy deciding to pay a little bit more and purchase a better set of grandparents - this set have teeth and are still toilet trained!
In other news........"
tomorrows headline , page-21
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