Hey headmaster! You're back!Listen son, take a bit of advice...

Hey headmaster! You're back!

Listen son, take a bit of advice from your mentor the Milky Bar Helmsman, as he addressed the unwashed earlier this week.

"Just chill ahh, for a while.. in fact chill for quite a bit"

All good things will come to Kevin, but he needs to play the game..play by the rules..and the rules are "call the election, then we have the debates"

Don't try whipping up froth that Abbott won't debate..while you won't call the election. You know what the people want.
Try and pay the people some respect now.

I know you've been globetrotting and we should all be sitting quietly at your knee while you tell us all about Milky.

But we've got this silly little thing called democracy.Elections,y'know?
Accountability?

It's not just a case of Kevin doing a Mt Vesuvius lava and ashflow thing on us Pompeians.I know that's how he wins over the numpties.

The process is, he calls the election..then he can do his Mt. Vesuvius. And it better be good. Because Bill's just aching to go to Rome.