tony still hiding, reciting, rhyming &running, page-26

Some more on kevin in his early years

Also in his late teens, he started to develop a strange, smarmy look about him. This can be seen quite easily today, especially when he smiles. This smarmy look continued developing throughout his teenage life; by the age of 304 talent scout Kim Beazley found Kevin's image plastered on a New York strip club wall. This image led Kim to sketch up the now universally acclaimed character, Mr. Sheen. The money accumulated led to fund the exploits of the Australian Labor Party, much to Australia's distress.

A lot more here about the lovely mr ruddy

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kevin_Rudd