Amazed my movements are of remotest interest to anyone, really.
No, don't get the weekend newspapers! More things to do with my time than spend it with my nose buried in those hotch potches of gossip and blather. Let alone pay to have them delivered.
Dont' go to the trendy latte cafes either - where it's 'de rigeur' to sit there for hours pondering over those Melbourne lefty rags, the Saturday or Sunday Ages, looking immensely wise. Leave that to the fashionable, the lefty or Greeny intellectuals of Fitzroy and Toorak.
