tony's pulled a swiftty

So Tone's won't be recalling parliament till the end of October?

Hang on! Weren't we in the middle of a BUDGET EMERGENCY?

Isn't there a BORDER PROTECTION CRISIS?

Doesn't the CARBON TAX and the MINING TAX need to be REPEALED RIGHT NOW because they're DESTROYING THE AUSTRALIAN ECONOMY?

Maybe Tone's has LIED. His surname isn't Abbott, it's A-FIBBER.

And what happened yesterday?

Up at 6:30am for a 90 minute bike ride. Urgent briefings. (Not so urgent now, it seems). No time for church for Cardinal Pell's bosom buddy.

Pride comes before the fall.

And Julie Bishop is going to be foreign minister. It'll be like HOUSEWIFE SUPERSTAR touring all over again. How our overseas friends will laugh!