"The economy is on track."Is that a joke?"The budget about to be...

"The economy is on track."
Is that a joke?

"The budget about to be in balance"
So blow it on unnecessary tax cuts

"Greta buisness outlook".
Confidence among Australian business leaders is 'tanking'

"Houses are cheaper" 
Just as the private debt owing nears 200% of GDP. That's has nasty implications.
 
"Full employment."
Then why aren't real wages rising.

"Cheap extasy at at junk festivals"
I like your humour. Have a happy Australia Day.