top 100 citizenship questions, page-13

Scenario 1

You are a tow truck driver you have been constantly beaten to the scene of accidents by a competing driver do you,

1. Bash him the pr1ck is stealing food from your kids mouths.

2. Pay off the Ambos, they will make sure you are first on the scene next time.

3. Bribe the police, they will insist you were first on the scene you get the job.

4. Go drive a cab.

5. Get on the p1ss and moan about foreigners taking your jobs.