top ten reasons for price decline

After much discussion we've narrowed down the reason for the SP decline to these ten:

10) GPS broke and the Legend has accidently navigated into a convenience store parking lot
9) Captain is afraid of water and was heard screaming,
"Oh h$&& NO! We're taking this baby back to shore!"
8) UBS trader's platform is stuck on sell and he thinks he's buying.
7) Drill bit got dropped in the ocean and they can't find it.
6) Drill master wants his mommy. Now.
5) The Legend has been taken over by aliens from Zyborg and are using it for thier home base.
4) Environmentalist claim the noise from drilling is
scaring the fish.
3) Ms Julia sabotaged the rig claiming "we don't need any industry"
2) Moby Dick has attacked the rig

and the number one reason . . .

1) We forgot to bring pipe.