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25/07/22
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Originally posted by Portsmouth:
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Ring Ring.... Pizza person : Hiya TK, how's it going? TK : who is that ? Pizza person : Im the guy that has to sign off on the deal. TK: really - thank you sir for calling me....er which floor are you on? Pizza person : That doesn't really matter - but rest assured my floor will about the same as your cubicle, sorry, i meant office TK: ok then - well the S/H are still anti. Pizza person : How many are? TK: well most of them to be honest. Pizza person : Well we are prepared to increase our bid, as the Australian Peso is now worth 20% less than when we kicked this off. TK : Australian Peso ? Pizza person : Yeah, what do you call it then? TK: well it's Australian dollar Pizza person : Get over that - you have a new shiny socialist government. Except the fact your currency is a Peso. TK : Well could you make your offer in US dollars than? Pizza person : << Raucous laughter >> <<lots more laughter in the background>>> er hum, clearing my throat. Can't do that sorry. TK: well we need more incentive for the shareholders what can you suggest? Pizza person : OK for every shareholder that votes yes, we will give them a free monkeypox (trial - provided the sign the usual disclaimers) - how will that work? TK : ill put that to The board which i am sure will be accepted unconditionally.
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Haha, you know mo key pox trial vax too,its exactly hindred of mlipns doses in their warehouses cant be sold freely to public so they use it for mo key box just to get rid of the waxxine..so sorry to offend any of.you having a few shots in the row.. but basically they are just poison jabs at its best with multi side effects included shingles which they renamed as monkey pox disease!! Sadly