tots ob de holymagimon

Yo bro-bros an de sistaladymons.

Dis be de poor ol' Holymagimanmon dat bin comings bek froms de catchin dem fishies dat bin sittin in de seas mindin dere owns bijinesses..

An ah bin readin de newstings abouts dis heres Mettygassys an ah bin smokin de smok an tinkin de tots.

Ah bin tinkin dat dat dere Mista Jonson done be saided ons 26 Novjembers 2009 dat dis heres Clairrenice Mutton Bajin be de "gassy chaged bajin."

Him be saided dat "The 2009 drilling program has confirmed that the Clarence Moreton is a gas charged basin."

Mista Linkon be tellin dis heres poor ol' Holymagimanmon dat nows, Missus McLoollin bin sayin in de beginning ob de Swiser repot dat de Clairrenice Mutton Bajin be de "petroollium bajin".

Dis heres poor ol' Holymagimanmon be tinkin wen dat dere "gassy chaged bajin" done becomins de "petroollium bajin"

Ah be wonderins ifs de twos bajin tings be meanin de sameys or ifs dat dere ladymons Missus McLoollin bin tryin to be tellin dis heres poor ol' Holymagimanmon de tings dat shes not be supposseded to be tellin eberybuddies.

Ah don knos wat, ah don kno whys buts dat be wat be happenin, an its be de faks dat de timeytings be tellin alls in de ends, bys an bys.

Sos ah be gibbin de blessin ob de Lod to alls de bro bros an de sistaladymons an mays de grat piss ob de Lod be allwassy be fallin on yo heds.