A 50’ish woman is home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed; squealing with delight.
Husband watches; asks "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed; says, "I don't care what you think. I just had a mammogram; the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year old."
The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year-old ass?"
