A farmer goes to his doctor and explains he is so tired and doesn’t know why.
The doctor asks him to describe his average day.
The farmer says: well, I wake up early, poke the wife, get out of bed, have breakfast, poke the wife.
Then I get on the tractor and work until about 9.30am. I go back to the house, poke the wife, have morning tea, poke the wife and go back to the tractor.
Midday I come back to the house, poke the wife, have lunch, poke the wife and then get back on the tractor.
About 3pm I go back to the house, poke the wife, have afternoon tea, poke the wife and then get back on the tractor.
As it gets dark I go back to the house, poke the wife, have dinner, poke the wife, watch a bit of tellie, poke the wife and then go to bed, and poke the wife.
The doctor says; it is obvious, you have to cut back on poking your wife.
The farmer says: Doc, that is a great relief, I thought it was all the masturbation on the tractor.
