I reckon you could tie your shoelaces earlier than the other...

I reckon you could tie your shoelaces earlier than the other kids, you learned the piano, no playground for you because you’d get your freshly pressed shorts dirty, you could say big words… then you became a spiv, a low life RE Agent

You must have been a big disappointment to your family.

Do you have a cultured English accent old boy?

’the dynamics of overheads’ hahahahaha