Treasure Trove, page-256

Trouble in paradise: Mrs BJReplay said that she wanted to be more involved in running BJFU when it lists on the CSE. I was worried that I'd already given away the best NED board seats, but then I realised that:

1. I could appoint her as Vice President - Marketing and pay her approximately €450,000 per annum.
2. I didn't have to keep pretending that our holding in ISXFU and SP1 was worth real money when I couldn't sell it any time - because I wasn't a holder.
3. My worst two investments are down 6.2%, but they make up 3% of my portfolio, When I explain that the best performing investments are up 135% and make up 10% of the portfolio, she won't be too upset.
4. I don't have to hide any of my investments in the bottom draw and pretend that they'll list on a premium exchange in 2024 and be worth real money.

Maybe you're afraid that your "investment" is actually worthless, which is why you keep responding to a thread which is obviously full of clowns.