A man brings his best mate home for dinner, after work at 8pm, without any warning to his wife.
His wife starts yelling at him. "Dinner was ready at 6pm, and you expect me to cook again. The dishes aren't done. My hairs in curlers , I've got no makeup on and I'm in my pyjamas. Why in hell, didn't you ring me and tell me you were bringing him home?"
"Because he's thinking of getting married."
