true story tuna

Years ago when I was living at home with my parents aged around 20, I worked afternoon shift, from 3pm to 11pm, arriving home about midnight, anyway I didn't like to disturb anyone at that time of night, so I used to be very quiet. One night the kitchen light didn't work, I felt like a snack opened the fridge up grabbed a can of tuna and had some toast with it. Went to bed. The next day my mother said. "What have you done with the cat food?" Instantly I realised what I had done, I'd eaten it!.---RG