Pratt : Hi Mr Ex President, glad you can make time Trump: So i heard you do paper? Right, any money in it? Pratt: Yup shitloads, rebuy all the paper that you have already sold and turn into something else, add a load off chemicals and nasties, and then sell it as recycled ..again and again and again Trump: So what can you make out of it? Pratt: Anything you want. Trump: hey could you make submarines out of this stuff? Pratt: Sure, they probably wouldn't last too long though. Trump: Well if we made a million of these, with one nuke each, how much would each one cost? Pratt: About 1/4 mill each Trump: So effectively (after using calculator several times and wondering what the AC button means) - so you can make 7800 paper subs for the cost of one normal one? Pratt: that sounds about right. Trump: and it's recycled...wow double wammy, And they each can send a nuke to ...er....well - whoever... Pratt: absolutely mt ex President. Trump: so i have a plan to save America, make massive savings on defense and i want shares in the new copany...by the way what happens to the subs after they have fired off the nukes? Pratt: well they dissolve and everyone on board drowns. Trump: No big deal military guys are losers anyway Pratt: Nice to do business with you. Trump: And of course this conversation never happened, and no-one will ever find out. Pratt: Hopefully
