''Jost said: "There's an election six extremely long months from now. So let me see if I can summarise where this race stands at this moment: The Republican candidate for president owes half a billion in fines for bank fraud, and is currently spending his days farting himself awake during a porn star hush money trial, and the race is tied?! The race is tied! Nothing makes sense anymore!''
"Can we just acknowledge how refreshing it is to see a president of the United States at an event that doesn't begin with a bailiff saying, 'All rise'?"
