"In the last several days alone:
Trump, hosting the Clemson football team,
ordered Big Macs and Whoppers because White House food preparers are on furlough. His tweet about the fast-food fest misspelled hamburger as “
hamberder.”
Trump, after publicly disparaging Jeff Sessions, his old attorney general (“Mr. Magoo”
, for failing to protect him from special counsel Robert Mueller, was reportedly “startled” to learn on TV that — uh oh! — his nominee to be the new attorney general, William P. Barr, is a dear friend of Mueller’s.
Trump’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, undermined two years of Trump administration denials by telling CNN “I never said there was no collusion” between Trump’s campaign and Russia.
Trump, in a fit of pique because House Speaker Nancy Pelosi suggested he postpone his State of the Union address, used his awesome presidential powers to . . .
ground a government airplane that was supposed to take Pelosi to see U.S. troops in Afghanistan.
On top of this, Trump found himself assuring the public that he’s not a Russian asset (after the New York Times reported the FBI investigated exactly that possibility), and BuzzFeed published a report, later challenged by Mueller’s office, that Trump directed Michael Cohen to lie to Congress about Russian contacts.
It would appear Trump is following the immortal advice of Curly Howard:
“If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed.”
Watching Trump’s serial bumbling brings to mind the famous “Pink Panther”
scene in which Inspector Clouseau flies off the parallel bars, tumbles down the stairs, destroys a suit of armor and a piano, strikes a beekeeper, burns himself, knocks himself in the head with a vase and falls on a shotgun, which fires."
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