I have a pet theory on what happened here. Trump walks in on...

I have a pet theory on what happened here. Trump walks in on Melania as she's busy ordering a new gimp mask as a surprise for her boy-toy at their next tryst. Thinking quickly, she says, "oh, didn't you know? This is what they're forcing people to wear in California now. The zipper is... um... because they're not allowed to take them off, ever, so they use it to eat through. Yeah."