Thanks, but I really can't take any of the credit for putting...

Thanks, but I really can't take any of the credit for putting him where he is (nor would I want to.)

Your congrats should really go to:
* The GOP - For putting up such a pathetic bunch of candidates in the primaries.

* The DNC - For putting up a lousy opponent in the general election.

* The deluded Republican voters - for believing all the lies he told throughout his campaign. (how are those tax cuts looking now?)

* The gerrymandered Electoral College system - for putting him in the White House with a minority of the votes cast.

And of course a big hat tip to Putin, for his excellent contribution to the campaign.

It all added up to the result of a self-involved, attention-seeking infant who makes a daily habit of dummy spitting.

That might be your idea of a President of the USA, but there we'll simply have to differ.