a rather odd thing to say as you are trying to show us that...

a rather odd thing to say as you are trying to show us that you're the expert on kiddies dunnies

here I've been bowing to your expertise


the only memory I have of kiddies dunnies came from high school where in a rush of finishing off a piss - hurrying to get to class -

I got pete the penis jammed in the zip of my school shorts ------

an unforgettable bloody event - never so far to be repeated thank god

but, I'm pretty sure that an emergency pair of pliers and two sanitary pads would have come in handy that day

one to shove in my mouth to stifle the screaming and the other to stem the flow of blood

a real ------------ 'never again moment' - no matter what the rush