I'm off to use the bathroom. Pray for me that I don't catch my...

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    I'm off to use the bathroom. Pray for me that I don't catch my wife's vagina.

    You really shouldn't say that. Their teeny tiny gullible little minds will actually believe you are being serious.
 
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