she will open like this with her big open fake south mouth ,Well...

she will open like this with her big open fake south mouth ,

Well slap my knee and call me a scarecrow, y’all ain’t gonna believe this, but one time I was herdin’ cows in a storm so bad, even the frogs were wearin’ raincoats! I swear, them cows scattered like chickens at a fireworks show. And Wade? That rascal was sittin’ there, laughin’ his tail off, sayin’ ‘scap’ like it was the funniest dang thing he’d ever seen! I tell ya, if it weren’t for bad luck, we’d have no luck at all!