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Republican Starting To Think Trump Might Not Pull Off A Last-Minute 4D Chess Move
“What you guys don’t realize is that everything is unraveling according to super-genius Trump’s ultimate plans!” Chasney tweeted after the final election results showed Biden in the lead, and again when the Supreme Court denied the legal cases contesting the election results, and then again when the electoral college votes were certified.
He tried to tweet something similar after the Capitol riots, but his phone was ruined when he was maced by Capitol Police.
However, sources close to Chasney say that, as the Biden inauguration came to a close without major incident, he seemed a little less confident in his predictions. “I’m starting to think Trump might not come through with a surprise victory after all,” Chasney admitted to a close friend.
Suddenly, Chasney brightened up. “Of course!” he declared, before posting the following revelation to his 157 followers: “I can’t believe we couldn’t see it before: Not winning was part of Trump’s victory strategy this whole time… for reasons which he’ll reveal when the time is right!”
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