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‘They’re eating dogs’: JD Vance says he ‘has to create stories’ so media @pintspays attention can spin shite

Donald Trump’s running mate has made a startling admission about the infamous “eating dogs” conspiracy that has thrown the US into chaos.

'They're eating the dawwwggs,
They're eating the kattzzz,
They're eating the pets...
Of the people who
Live
There'

Best story of any. Election, Anywhere. At anytime. In the history of the world.

People have never heard that.
People have never seen that.

- 'Stable Genus'