He'll probably bring two puppies with him, for which he will be deported, thus not having to go through with the tour. (Of course, true patriots would never ask for a refund.)
Blaming the Australian Government on his return to the US, he will then hand the puppies over to the future VP of the US, who will shoot them as it was all their fault.
He will then make a "podcast special" about the whole thing, which can only be viewed by subscription. (but secretly leaked to anyone).
