I had cup therapy massage the other day and it was a big..big...

I had cup therapy massage the other day and it was a big..big mistake! My partner hates me going to massage parlours so to cover the solar system visuals all over my body I have had to wear full length pajamas every night. If the worst comes to the worst I’’m going to tell her I was swimming in the bay and a giant octopus grabbed me and tried to make love to me. Have got it covered when she then asks “what octopus would make love to you?’..I will respond “a bloody horny one”…