well, photo is taken in a rowboat and was to be of the lake’s...

  1. dub
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    well, photo is taken in a rowboat and was to be of the lake’s bank but just as it was being taken, aliens in a flying saucer ( above the lake’s surface but ultimately of frame for the camera) missed in their attempt to abduct the person in the boat and instead happened to’upthrust’ a placid turtle that , until suddenly and rudely’upthrusted’ had been peacefully and peacefully gliding along through the quiet waters of the lake but which now, on being suddenly, silently and very rudely’upthrusted’ was so intensely terrified that it had retracted into the deepest and darkest core of its carapace, retracted so savagely that indeed it had contracted and compacted itself to such a degree that it actually ceased to exist (in a material sense).
    subsequent attempts by the aliens to mate with their earthly specimen gained through their means of sudden, silent, savage, powerful etc etc ... consequently proved to be useless.

    dub
 
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