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"you truly have NFI"How can you say that about the man who...

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    "you truly have NFI"


    How can you say that about the man who contributed the following to the XJO thread ? (by the way, you should not swear).


    XJO thread : Glossary of terms
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    #1 - I have just shorted the SPI = I have picked the intra-day low
    #2 - I have just gone long the SPI = I have picked the intra-day high
    #3 - I am out of my SPI trade = I have managed to contain my losses to half my trading account
    #4 - CMC are crooks = I have just had another losing trade
    #5.1 - The markets are rigged = The pros know their customers
    #5.2 - The markets are rigged = I have just closed my 357th consecutive losing trade
    #6 - The US market looks weak = The US market is headed for a record high close
    #7 - The US economy has had it = US GDP records greatest increase in a generation
    #8 - Most indicators are positive = The market is headed for a correction
    #9 - Most indicators are negative = Global markets rally
    #10.1 - I have a 99% successful trade record = I can tell what trades would have worked yesterday
    #10.2 - I have a 99% successful trade record = Monday’s expert
    #11 - This must surely be the market top = I enjoy using the cut & paste feature in MS Windows
    #12 - I have never seen this in my 35 years trading the markets = I completed a trading seminar last week
    #13.1- I am on the sidelines for now = I have completely missed the 30 year bull run
    #13.2- I am on the sidelines for now = I like to hide behind bushes and just watch, but I think I am going blind
    #14 - I have ClarkKent on ‘Ignore’ = Life is tough enough without having to deal with reality
    #15 - It could break out either way = Vague statements always win bragging rights in the post-mortem
    #16.1 - I trade for a living = I am in denial
    #16.2 - I trade for a living = I am unemployable
    #16.3 - I trade for a living = I am unable to compete in the mainstream of society
    #16.4 - I trade for a living = I am p1ssing away my home equity
    #17 - I keep reminding ClarkKent that I have him on ‘Ignore’ = It defeats the purpose, stup1d!
    #18 - It’s a sure thing = I have unerringly picked the *only* losing trade on the global markets today
    #19 - I have just subscribed to [insert favourite trading platform here] = I enjoy being a *Customer*
    #20 - I have retired from trading = I am too busy studying bus and train timetables
    #21.1 - I am a Physics Phd = I wasn’t meant for success in commerce, the professions or higher office
    #21.2 - I am a Physics Phd = I failed to make University Blues, drink lots of beer and meet good looking girls
    #22 – Smallins short = *************** CENSORED *******************************
    #23 – They = the people who have money (aka ‘them’, ‘those bastards’, ‘big boys’, ‘society’)
    #24 – We = the people with no money (aka ‘XJO posters’, ‘Elvis’, ‘Customers’, ‘Physics Phds’)
    #25 – I trade soft commodities = I enjoy corn flakes for breakfast
    #99 - I have NFI = I have NFI
    #NA – Ignorant newbie dribble
    #NA – This statement has no financial content and is clearly off-topic for a stockmarket forum



 
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