Ostfront Dude,The river ebbs and flows on the Beach, as in...

Ostfront Dude,

The river ebbs and flows on the Beach, as in life.

Meditation may be the answer.

Alternatively, you may take comfort in the following (with apologies to The Bard).


The ASX Soliloquy

To buy or not to buy, that is the decision;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The ups and downs of the unpredictable ASX market,
Or to take words against a sea of merciless profiteers
And by getting the inside news, become a millionaire.
To relax; to sleep, no way,
And by no sleep we mean to swallow up all
The caffeine pills, and follow the trend of the market
That will go up or down a thousand points
By the end of the day.
'Tis due to our ambition
That we find ourselves in such headaches.
To relax, to sleep;
To sleep; perchance to lower blood pressure;
Ay, there's the bell,
For in this dreadful and golden time comes to a finish,
When we have complete the handling of our shares,
Must give us a final balance; there's the result
That makes us go to heaven or to hell.

Thanks to Kenneth Choi