Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both
were very faithful and loving wives...... however, they
had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, while walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery they were passing.
One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend
however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to
squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a
ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go
home. The next day one of the women's husbands was
concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was
still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband
and said "These damn girls nights have got to stop. I'm
starting to suspect the worst....... my wife came home
with no panties! I'll kill the son of a bitch!" "That's
nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a
card stuck between the crack of her ass that said "From
all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."
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