A Plane was taking off from Mascot Airport.After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 359 non stop from Sydney to Auckland. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax." Suddenly there was a shriek and moan from the captain who screamed "Oh, sh.., Arghhh!!! No, Oh, my God, No!"
Silence followed for a few minutes and the captain came back on the intercom and said. "Ladies and gentlemen, please excuse that outburst earlier and I'm sorry if I might have scared you but while I was talking to you the stewardess came and bought me a hot cup of coffee, which she accidentally spilled on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger seated in economy class burst out "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"
