A man was riding the train across the country when suddenly everything started rocking violently.
People were being thrown out of their seats and luggage was flying everywhere. Then, as suddenly as it started, everything is back to the calm, smooth ride he was used to. Everyone sorted themselves out and found seats again.
When they reach the next stop, the man went forward to the engine car and asked the conductor what had happened.
The conductor replied, "We hit Greta Thunberg."
The man couldn't believe it. "You mean hitting a person caused that?"
The conductor looked at him and explained "Well she was protesting in the ditch, but we got her anyways."
