Are you trying to be smart? Don't try too hard, doesn't sit well with you. But since you have raised this matter. Gooses is the correct term when referring to people, not animals. Singular is goose. Plural is gooses.
"For the plural of animal goose use geese. For the plural of person goose use gooses." "a silly or foolish person; simpleton."Gooses - definition of gooses by The Free Dictionary" "goose noun (PERSON)[ C ] old-fashioned informal. a silly person. SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases. Stupid and silly people." GOOSE | meaning in the Cambridge English Dictionary.
