TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS

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    #1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.

    #2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.

    #3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop making you mad.

    #4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

    #5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”

    #6 - “On time” is when you get there.

    #7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

    #8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

    #9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.

    #10 - Growing old should have taken longer.

    #11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.

    #12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.

    And one more:

    “One for the road means peeing before you leave the house.”

 
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