Three kids in a playground are talking about their dads and how great they are.
The first one says, "My dad is the fastest man in the world. He can outrun a tiger."
The second says, "Mine can outrun a cheetah, he's so quicker."
The third is unimpressed. " My dad's the fastest. He works for the council. His shift finishes at 5.30 but he's home by 2.''
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