Some years ago a guy was seated on one of a long drop two holer dunny in outback NSW. Just as he is about to tidy himself another guy comes in and settles on the other hole. As the first guy pulls up his pants some small change falls out of his fob pocket and disappears down the hole. The second guy is amazed to see the first guy reach for his wallet and throw a tenner after the change, so he asks why the first guy did so? "You don't expect me to go down there for just a few coins , do you?"
